Johnny was sitting in his lounge chair on the beach, enjoying the view. Surf, sand, beautiful women in their bikinis, need I say more.

Beside Johnny, lay Roy. He had spent the past winter working out and now had an awesome body because of it. Firm pecs, tight abs, and the most gorgeous behind around.

Johnny reached over and nudged Roy with his magazine. "Uh, Roy?"

Roy made a shooing motion with his hand.

Johnny again swatted at that firm ass with his Hot Rod magazine. "ROY?!"

Roy finally turned his head and looked at his friend. "What?"

Just then Mike Stoker and Brandon Chaney came over. "Hey guys." Mike greeted his friends.

"Hey Mike, Brandon." Johnny smiled and winked at the two men standing beside him.

"Hey Roy?" Brandon said.

"Yeah?" Roy was finally stirring from his postion. He'd been on his stomach, now he was sitting up.

"Take off your sunglasses for a sec." Brandon said.

"Why?" Roy questioned but he did what was requested.

Johnny, Mike and Brandon all broke out laughing.

"No offense man, but you look like one of those kids who comes back from spending spring break on the slopes. Red face with a white raccoon mask." Mike giggled.

"Hey, I put lotion on his back!" Johnny said.

Roy was finally awake enough to take a look at himself. "Damn!"

"Guess we shoulda put more on ya after that volleyball game." Johnny snickered.

"Red suits you." Brandon said. "Let's get him back up to the beach house. Some NoxzemaŽ should take some of the ouch out of that burn."

"NOXZEMAŽ!?!?!" Roy was not happy. "You mean that stuff Jo uses to get makeup off her face?"

"Yup, that's the stuff." Mike helped Roy stand up. "Brandon had me try it last week when I got burned bad while we were sailing. It works like a charm."

Roy still wasn't too sure about the treatment of his burned body.

By the time the four men arrived back at the beach house, Roy was near tears. "God this hurts!"

Brandon walked into his room and came back with a big blue jar.

Roy sighed. "I sure hope this works."

Brandon handed the jar to Roy. "Try it on your legs first."

Roy dipped his right hand into the white goop in the jar. He crinkled his nose, not liking the smell or the feel. He slowly slathered a big dollop onto his left thigh.

"Hey, this feels good. The burning is going away." Roy smiled as he continued to put the facial cleaner on his legs and arms. He looked at Johnny and smiled. "Do my back?"

"Hell no!" Johnny backed up from Roy. "You're are on your own!"

Just then, Chet Kelly and Marco Lopez came into the beach house.

By now, Roy had covered his legs and arms and chest. Only thing not covered was his back and the parts covered by his swim shorts.

Chet and Marco took in the sight. "MY GOD MAN!" Kelly started laughing. "You look like my sister does before she goes to bed, but I think you're supposed to put that on your face."

All laughed around Roy, who's already red face was turning redder.

"CHET!" Roy stood too fast and tripped over his feet.

Mike and Brandon helped Roy back onto the chair.

"That does it! Somebody please get me the Solarcane?" Roy stood and headed for the bathroom and a shower.

~fini~